How to pee in a bottle

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Steps
Tips
Warnings
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Hopefully, you will never find yourself in a situation where you have to pee in a bottle, but it can happen. Remember that holding urine is unhealthy and sometimes painful. Let's say you're in a city and can't find a public toilet, and you don't want to piss on the street or for someone to see it. Or you may be on the road (perhaps on a bus or train; or you are a long-distance truck driver; or a forwarding driver) and cannot find a toilet or get off your vehicle. Peeing in a bottle may be the only way to relieve yourself by doing it sensibly, neatly, and hygienically. Here's what to do.

Steps

1 Choose a bottle with a wide mouth and, if possible, better with a screw cap.
2 Find a secluded spot. This can be tricky depending on your circumstances. In any case, you can find a blanket or piece of clothing to cover up with it and thus retire. If you have a friend with you who can hold him as a curtain, that would be even better.
3 Open the fly if you are wearing pants. The woman may need to lower her pants a little to fit the bottle comfortably. If you are wearing a skirt, then things will be much easier.
4 Pee into the bottle, but be careful not to spill.
- For men, this is relatively straightforward.
- If you are a woman, place an open bottle as close to the opening of your urethra as possible. Try creating an airtight seal between your skin and the neck of the bottle. If you have toilet paper with you, you can use it in the event of a leak. Part the labia slightly and hold the bottle close to the opening of the urethra.
5 Stop when the bottle is completely full. Start again in a different bottle.
6 Throw the urine bottle into a public trash can, if possible. If not, then store it in a safe place where no one will confuse it with a drink; store it separately from other food items.
7 Wash your hands. If this is not possible, use hand sanitizer, alcohol wipes, or baby wipes. Even a simple wash with water will help.

Tips

There are various funnel-shaped products on the market for women to help you urinate while standing or in a bottle.
If you want to dispose of the bottle separately from your urine, add alcohol or other disinfectants to kill the bacteria - this will prevent the urine from smelling stale when you open the bottle later.
Don't let anyone drink what's in the bottle!

Warnings

If you place the head firmly in the neck of the bottle while urinating, it can cause overpressure and leakage.
If you are not experienced with peeing in a bottle, then you may spill some pee on yourself. If you plan to do this someday, practice at home.