How to pretend to be high

Author: Eric Farmer
Date Of Creation: 11 March 2021
Update Date: 1 July 2024
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Content

So, you have on your nose auditions for the role of a character who is constantly high, and you have never smoked ordinary tobacco in your life? Don't worry, this article will tell you everything you need to know!

Steps

  1. 1 Be very distracted. After using marijuana, people's attention is scattered, practically no money is spent on the outside world. When people come to you, act like you didn't listen to them, ask them to repeat what they said.
  2. 2 React slowly. Marijuana has a decelerating effect, so you just have to pretend to be very slow - even if it requires you not to dodge the ball flying right in your face ...
  3. 3 Behave as if you have an unquenchable hunger. Eat whatever you can reach. In the slang of marijuana users, this is called "hit the havchik."
  4. 4 You must have red eyes. A similar impression can be made by keeping eye drops with you. The bottom line is that the smoke of marijuana irritates the mucous membranes of the eyes, which is why they turn red, and the drops are used for masking.
  5. 5 Behave as if your thinking has become "random." Having smoked, people begin to tell all sorts of strange stories (in slang - "drive carts"). Why don't you do the same?
  6. 6 Pretend you don't remember what happened just recently. People who use marijuana suffer from short-term memory loss, so you will look very convincing if you “forget” what you were told just a couple of minutes ago.

Tips

  • Those who have used marijuana will probably know that you are pretending.
  • Use all the tips in this article, but just a little to make it more convincing.

Warnings

  • Pretend to be smoky on screen or on stage, not in your daily life. In Russia, by the way, marijuana is prohibited (we will not see legalization, brothers), as well as its use. And besides, you will just look stupid, pretending to be smoky.

What do you need

  • Something to eat.
  • Eye drops
  • Actor's vein