Content

• Steps
• Method 1 of 4: Stay Calm
• Method 2 of 4: Have fun
• Method 3 of 4: Argument Your Answer Well
• Method 4 of 4: Use the other person's frustration
• Tips
• Warnings
• What do you need

Creative insult is one way to quickly return the hurt or put someone in their place. Whether someone uses insults all the time or doesn't know where to draw the line for ridicule, creative insult can stop inappropriate behavior.

Steps

Method 1 of 4: Stay Calm

1. 1 Think before you react. If you insult someone without hesitation, you are likely to show simple defensiveness or embarrassment. When insulting, take some time to think. Not too long or they'll notice, but a little pause doesn't hurt. If you have few ideas, come up with an insult ahead of time and change it depending on the situation. Most likely, they won't notice anything.
   • Take a few deep breaths in and out (breathe loudly if that helps), focus on what needs to be said, and rely on your pre-rehearsed responses (see step 2).
2. 2 Come up with insults in your spare time. Find appropriate ways to offend different people who might offend you. Once you have a starting point, the rest will be easier.
3. 3 If you don't take their insults seriously, they won't be able to seriously insult you.

Method 2 of 4: Have fun

1. 1 Don't react. Instead, just smile and laugh it off. This will make the person wonder what he is doing wrong.
2. 2 Do not swear and do not use the expression "Your mother!"or any other options, such as" That's what she said! "You can use" Your Mom "as a joke to silence them when they come with retaliation to stop them, but they are not creative people and are used to being ignored.
3. 3 If you have pride, and they tried to hit it, understand that it is insecurity in them. If you talk about how to apply this insult to them, they will lose their power, and you will point out what is obvious - they project their insecurity onto you.
4. 4 Find your point of pride and insult them based on it. If they come with retaliation, chuckle a little and say, "It's too late for sarcasm, but thanks." Stick to the idea that you have been complimented, they will not believe, but this will make it difficult for them to further insult.

Method 3 of 4: Argument Your Answer Well

1. 1 If you find a flaw in their reasoning, point it out and mock it for it. Once again, this will diminish their influence, and therefore yours will grow.

Method 4 of 4: Use the other person's frustration

1. 1 If you stop insulting them, they will get upset and try harder. If so, interrupt them and eat the insults.
2. 2 If they are upset, you have won a lot. Disappointment is in martial arts the equivalent of putting your hand behind your back, you haven't won yet, but you're going to. This point is critical. You have the choice to either apologize or go ahead and send them to repent or cry in defeat. You must feel their frustration.

Tips

• They are human and therefore will respond to insults. But don't swear.
• Don't say something like "your mother."
• Stand your ground. Japanese martial arts are forced to keep the center and respect them, you have to respect them before you can accept them.
• Learn bizarre insults, they will not understand them, but they will be afraid.
• Oaths are abused, they mean nothing.
• Sit up straight and appear intimidating.
• Shakespeare has had some pretty good insults in many of his plays. They are not only offending, but also confusing / frustrating.
• No, seriously, don't swear.
• Try not to offend their appearance, this will make you look petty and not creative.

Warnings

• When they start cursing, wondering, or crying, stop and leave them alone until they offend again.
• Do not swear!

What do you need

• Resourcefulness can be honed in most libraries.
• Firm Center, walk with your own banner knowing where your insecurity lies.