How to smoke without getting caught

Video: TIPS ON HOW NOT TO GET CAUGHT SMOKING BY STRICT PARENTS////

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Steps
Part 1 of 4: How to smoke in the bathroom
Part 2 of 4: How to smoke in the bedroom
Part 3 of 4: How to use a homemade filter
Part 4 of 4: How to Get Rid of Evidence
Tips
Warnings
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Attention:the article is intended for readers over 18 years old.

Tobacco smoke has a distinct smell that will quickly tell other residents of the house what you are doing. Smoking indoors is not the best solution, so it is advisable to go outside. Keep in mind that in the Russian Federation, smoking is prohibited by law in the entrances of residential buildings and in public places. If the need to smoke outweighs the risk of getting caught, there are many ways to hide the fact. For example, you can smoke in the bathroom, direct the smoke outside, use a homemade filter, and get rid of all evidence.

We warn you:smoking is dangerous to your health.

Steps

Part 1 of 4: How to smoke in the bathroom

1 Cover the gap under the door with towels. Roll up the towel and block the gap at the bottom of the door to prevent smoke seeping into other rooms. The towel should be long enough to cover the entire width of the doorway. Press it as tightly as possible.
2 Turn on the shower. The shower will be an excuse for why you spent so much time indoors, and the steam will mix with the smoke and help hide the smell. In addition, the sound of falling water droplets will mask the strike of the lighter, as well as your in and out breaths.
- You can also play music on your phone for additional sound protection.
- Be sure to actually shower (or at least wet your hair as if you were in a shower) so as not to arouse suspicion.
3 Direct smoke through a window or vent. Smoke so that the smoke is directed towards an open window or ventilation. First, it doesn't hurt to look out the window and make sure there is no one outside who can spot the smoke.
4 Wash your hair. If you have time to shower, be sure to wash your hair. The bright smell of shampoo will quickly fill the room and hide the smell of smoke.
- You can also pour a small amount of shampoo into the sink and draw hot water if you don't have time to wash your hair.
5 Wash away ash and other evidence. When you've finished smoking, empty your pipe or throw the cigarette butt down the toilet and flush it out. Check the bathroom again to make sure there are no ash on the floor or other surfaces so you don't accidentally give yourself away.
6 Cover up any remaining odor with an air freshener. Use a lingering scent air freshener that neutralizes other odors. Spray a large amount of air freshener before going out.
- If you don't have an air freshener on hand, use a deodorant, cologne, or other perfume. Spray it on yourself and around you.

Part 2 of 4: How to smoke in the bedroom

1 Cover your hair. Hair has a porous structure and absorbs odors more strongly than human skin. Ponytail your long hair and cover with a handkerchief or towel to keep out the smoke.
- A plastic shower cap works best as the plastic will protect your hair and won't absorb the smell of smoke.
2 Protect your clothing. The more items of clothing there are, the more likely it is to be saturated with smoke. Take off your shirt when smoking, or at least roll up your sleeves.
- You can also wear a special smoking jacket. Hide it in your room and wear it every time you want to smoke. Wash your sweater at least once a week to prevent the smell of smoke from getting too strong.
3 Light a scented candle. The smell of smoke must be hidden, so you can light a couple of incense sticks or a candle. If you do not have such products, spray the room air freshener before and after smoking.
4 Do not let smoke seep into other rooms. Block the gap under the door with damp towels to prevent smoke from entering other rooms. The damp towel will also absorb the smoke smell.
5 Open the window. It is necessary to get as much smoke out of the bedroom as possible. If cigarette smoke does not find its way out through a window or ventilation, it will be absorbed into walls, carpets, furniture and bed linen.
- If your room has a fireplace, then you are very lucky. The fireplace is designed to allow smoke to escape from the building, so it will be easier for you to get rid of the smoke smell in the bedroom by using a chimney.
6 Remove smoke from the room with a fan. The better the ventilation in the bedroom, the lower the risk of being caught red-handed. Turn on a fan to disperse and blow smoke out of the window. Direct the table fan towards an open window or duct.
- If you smoke in a bathroom that has an exhaust fan, turn on the appliance and direct the smoke towards the fan to get rid of the smell and puffs of smoke. These fans draw in excess moisture and air particles.
7 Hide any remaining odor. Even if you did everything right, there will still be a subtle smell of smoke in the room. Do your best to hide this smell.
- For example, apply aftershave to your fingertips, peel and eat an orange, or use long-lasting body deodorant.

Part 3 of 4: How to use a homemade filter

1 Gather the required materials. Don't throw away your toilet paper rolls and buy a pack of scented paper towels in case you want to smoke indoors. If you exhale the smoke through a homemade filter filled with napkins, the smoke will smell like the scent of paper napkins.
- You can also use an empty 0.5 liter plastic bottle without a bottom. It works even better, since the neck of these bottles fits the size of the mouth.
2 Place 3-4 napkins in the sleeve. Spread all the wipes evenly between the holes to allow the smoke to pass through several layers. If you are making a filter from a bottle, you will need 6-7 wipes.
3 Breathe out the smoke through the filter. Suck on a cigarette or pipe, then wrap your lips around the end of the sleeve and exhale through the filter. Be sure to exhale all the smoke. After that, it will have a fresh napkin smell.
- If you can't make a filter, breathe out the smoke through a damp towel, T-shirt, or other cloth. The damp material will absorb the smoke smell. Take an unused item, and do not forget to wash the material immediately after a smoke break.

Part 4 of 4: How to Get Rid of Evidence

1 Put out your cigarette, pipe, or roll-up. If you have already finished smoking, but your cigarette, pipe or hand-rolled cigarette is still smoking, then it must be extinguished. It is best to extinguish the cigarette in an ashtray or dip it in water.
- When you finish smoking, the pipe should go out on its own in one to two minutes. You can also cover the bowl with your hand (if it is not too hot) to extinguish the tobacco due to lack of oxygen.If the bowl is too hot, then use a couple of drops of water.
- The cigarette can also be redeemed on the bottom of an ashtray or water can be used. Be careful not to wet the leftover tobacco, or you may not be able to smoke later.
2 Wash the ashtray. If you are using a saucer, cup or glass instead of an ashtray, wash the item with hot water and detergent.
- If you are using an empty can or other disposable item, you can simply throw it away. Don't forget to hide it in the trash can with other trash. You can also wash the jar first so that it doesn't have a suspicious odor.
3 Get rid of the evidence. The easiest way to get rid of ash and cigarette butts is to flush it down the toilet. It is better to wrap the cigarette butt and ash in toilet paper so that the remains do not float on the surface in the toilet bowl.
- If you're worried about flushing ash and cigarette butts down the toilet, you can put the trash in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash can outside.
4 Rinse off any remaining odor. When you smoke, you may be breathless, smelling your hands or clothes. Wash your hands, brush your teeth, shower and change to get rid of any remaining smoke odor.
- Wash your hands... When you finish, wash your hands with plenty of soap. Washing your hands under hot water is not enough as it will not eliminate the smell of smoke. If you can't get into the bathroom, use an alcohol-based antibacterial hand gel.
- Brush your teeth... Teeth and breath also retain the smell of cigarette smoke. Brush your teeth for at least two minutes and pay special attention to your tongue and gums. You can also freshen your breath with a mouthwash, peppermint, or chewing gum.
- Take a shower... Smoke stays on the skin, so you need to take a shower after smoking. Also use plenty of soap, shampoo, and shower gel. Particular attention should be paid to hair, which often traps the smell of smoke.
- Change your clothes... After getting out of the shower, put on clean clothes. No matter how hard you try to smoke out the window, some of the smoke smell will still get on things. Wash your clothes immediately to avoid getting caught.

Tips

Brush your teeth and apply lotion to your hands to keep the smell of smoke on your skin.
Spray a quality air freshener indoors. You can buy a special odorless product that masks cigarette smoke.
Change your homemade filter wipes after every five cigarettes. Even if the wipes do not yet smell of smoke, the filter hides the smell best while maximizing freshness.

Warnings

Do not try to smoke in illegal places like an airplane restroom or public places. A person can outwit someone else's sense of smell, but not smoke detectors. The result can be a large penalty.
Do not spray aerosol products near a smoldering cigarette or open fire, as they are usually highly flammable.