Content

• Steps
• Method 1 of 6: Bleeding from the nose
• Method 2 of 6: Pale Look
• Method 3 of 6: My eye!!!
• Method 4 of 6: Cutting with paper
• Method 5 of 6: Simulating dizziness
• Method 6 of 6: Vomiting
• Tips
• Warnings

Many people ignore the fact that schooling is a privilege that we have the opportunity to enjoy, but sometimes we just need a break! So here are some quick and easy ways to skip class on the day you want to take a break.

Steps

Method 1 of 6: Bleeding from the nose

1. 1 Mix some water with red dye and add just a little starch. Ketchup can to appear a good substitute for blood, but your teacher is wasting his position if he is led to it.

Method 2 of 6: Pale Look

1. 1 Use face powder, cornstarch or flour, and a dash of water.
2. 2 Act like you are sick. If you play your part flawlessly, this maybe work. To pull off such a trick, you need masterful level of acting.

Method 3 of 6: My eye!!!

1. 1 Do it yourself. The only one good the way to get a black eye is to hit yourself. But it hurts. So let's be smart!
2. 2 Take watercolors (purple + blue will work best) and a little gloss on the affected eyelid.
3. 3 Let the glitter already be on the eye, and the watercolor hammered into the finger (without water), if you do this in class.

Method 4 of 6: Cutting with paper

1. 1 Use a good, simple pencil or sharp pen to make a fake cut. Not too big, but not so small that the blood won't even show.
2. 2 Use the blood substitute described above if watercolor paint does not work for you without water. It's pretty tricky. The teacher will examine your finger to make sure it is not ketchup. And how good it is that we it was not used. In this way, you may not get home, but you will definitely kill from 0.5 to 10 minutes of time.

Method 5 of 6: Simulating dizziness

1. 1 Before entering the first-aid post, spin around your axis many times to make your head really spin.
2. 2 The nurse will think there is something wrong with you.
3. 3 Then complain that you are dizzy and ask if you can lie down.
4. 4 Then pretend you passed out on the couch.

Method 6 of 6: Vomiting

1. 1 At recess, discreetly take water into your mouth at the fountain or from the tap.
2. 2 Go to a clean toilet stall.
3. 3 Pretend to vomit over the toilet, pushing water out of your mouth.
4. 4 Wait 3 seconds and rinse off the water.
5. 5 Come out and say that you vomited. Try not to smile, but to gag slightly instead.
6. 6 Inform the teacher in a sick voice.
7. 7 When you get home, follow the other tips. WARNING: BEFORE HOW TO DO THIS: SEE HOW TO FOOT HOME TO STAY HOME AND NOT GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN ABOUT THE SYMPTOMS.

Tips

• Be careful with fake vomiting: if someone sees it up close, they may notice a deception.
• Win the teacher's favor with good school behavior in advance. If you are regularly punished, and then you tell yourself sick, you will not only be ridiculed, but also sent to your place with the reputation of a capricious child. This is not very reliable!
• Make sure you haven’t used this technique recently or that you haven’t been sent home the other day (regardless of whether you really needed it!), As there are certain restrictions on how many times in a week you can become terminally ill.
• Do not circle around you too many times, or the nurse will think you are drunk.
• Be careful when pretending to pass out.
• "False pallor" works best with dizziness and / or nausea. When you feel dizzy, you can fake pallor and say that you’re about to vomit, then “throw up” in the trash can, but be careful when you “pass out”.

Warnings

• Don't do this too often ... someone can figure out what this is.