Content

• Steps
• Tips
• Warnings

Men, let's be honest - has it ever happened that, walking away from the urinal with a sigh of relief, suddenly noticed with horror that small, but very noticeable drops of your own urine had settled on your pants? It happened, it must have happened. And this article will introduce you to the mysteries of the greatest of the arts - how to use a urinal without splashing yourself!

Steps

1. 1 Do not aim at the urinal outlet. Aiming, of course, is useful, but you need to aim wisely, and not somewhere. Remember school, grade about seventh: the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection!
2. 2 Do not direct the jet at a 90-degree angle to the urinal wall. The urine, bouncing off the wall, will spray and fly back - yes, on your pants. In other words, you will not just spray yourself if you direct the jet perpendicular to the wall, but you will spray for sure.
3. 3 It is best to take it a little lower, so that urine can easily flow down the wall to the drain. Aim at an obtuse angle so you don't have to blush over your own pants.

Tips

• Can't do everything right? Write while sitting!
• And shake off, do not forget to shake off. Of course, no one canceled the rule of the last drop, but still ...
• The next time you wash the dishes under running water, experiment with the plate and see at which angle of contact between the jet and the plate there is less splashing. This will be a valuable observation!

Warnings

• An article, of course, is good, but thinking with your own head is even better!
• Behave in the context of the situation.
• If you were accidentally sprayed by someone who was standing at a nearby urinal, try to discreetly drip onto his shoes.
• If you are ... touched much more noticeably, do not hesitate to express your sincere indignation at the current situation! Oh ... hit the offender back!
• Cover yourself with your palm if you're shy. And, if anything, get up comfortably!