Content

• Steps
• Method 1 of 7: Wake up your child
• Method 2 of 7: Trolling the Web
• Method 3 of 7: Movies
• Method 4 of 7: School
• Method 5 of 7: Driving
• Method 6 of 7: Phone
• Method 7 of 7: Restaurants
• Warnings

If you are bored and want to "tease the geese" - read on. Attention: all of the following is only humorous, and the authors of this article are not responsible for your actions, as well as for the reaction of others.

Steps

Method 1 of 7: Wake up your child

1. 1 Be loud. Sing out loud and everywhere. Any stupid song will do, especially children's songs. Take your friend's earpiece and sing along to the player (if you fake it, the result will be even cooler). Make loud phone calls in public places. Discuss any personal details out loud.
2. 2 By the way, it is not necessary to actually talk to someone, the main thing is window dressing.
   • You don't even need to know the lyrics to the song. The sillier your recitative sounds, the better.
   • Sing along to the TV with its advertisements or make a "record stuck" - few have the patience for long.
3. 3 Why is it. Ask someone the question "why?" And for each further clarification, ask it again and again.
4. 4 Be tactless. Ask personal (and maybe intimate) questions. But do not go too far - people have become more aggressive, and it is quite possible to get punched in the face for outright rudeness.
   • Sitting on a bench with a friend, talk out loud to passers-by.
   • Laugh at the person suddenly and for no reason.
5. 5 Be ridiculous. Look around constantly. Behave like you have an awl in your butt. Make a repetitive movement in someone's sight.
   • Open your mouth, bulge your eyes and stare at something non-existent on the other person's head during a conversation.When he starts looking around, fixing his hair and asking "what happened" - laugh and return to the conversation.
   • Simulate an accent. Pretend to be a foreigner and have difficulty speaking Russian.
6. 6 Toilet humor. If you went to the toilet with a friend, comment loudly on what you are doing. Ask your friend how he is doing there. When leaving the toilet, you can breathe a sigh of relief and boast loudly about your successes.

Method 2 of 7: Trolling the Web

1. 1 Gromatika - not for the face!! 11 Write misspelled words.
   • Don't use punctuation marks (or vice versa - use overkill).
   • Prpskite glsn sound.
   • WRITE IN CAPE OR IN A BIGGER STYLE !!!!!! 11
   • Use internet slang lol! This is cool, azazaza! 1 !!!!!!!
2. 2 Comments. If the material has no comments yet - check it out! Write something meaningless.
   • Breed "holivars" - go to the topic about rock and start discussing Justin Bieber.
   • Pick up old topics and freeze to the fullest.
3. 3 Use emoticons. Insert as many emoticons as you like into the sentence;)
4. 4 Make bots. Create a "left" account and start trolling your friends. And you can act as if you are best friends or just broke up.
   • Create a fan group named after yourself on the social network. Invite your acquaintances there.
   • Pretend to be the other gender.
   • Pretend to be a small child or a "schoolboy".
5. 5 Be generous. In social networks, "share" absolutely everything that you do, and in details.
   • When conducting correspondence with someone - send each time the entire history of the dialogue.

Method 3 of 7: Movies

1. 1 Spoilers. If you know the plot of the film, share it with others. Before any important moment, tell what will happen next.
2. 2 Make loud and annoying sounds. Cough, sneeze, and in the same spirit. Laugh at non-funny situations. Try to drink the Coke to the end with a straw.
   • Attention: for the following actions you will most likely be kicked out of the hall or even beaten. Start discussing the movie with your friends, or let your phone ring loudly and disgustingly, and when they start booing and swearing at you, throw popcorn at them.
3. 3 Staff. Fall into a stupor and stare at the weeter for a while.
   • Ask the cashier to reserve seats for your imaginary friends. When someone turns you down, say something that has nothing to do with the conversation. And then pretend you have no idea what this is about.

Method 4 of 7: School

1. 1 Tease teachers. Attention: disciplinary punishment and learning problems in principle are possible for the following actions.
   • Criticize the teacher's handwriting or assignments. Change the place every time. Make an "armpit fart sound" when you roll.
   • The "why" option (see above) with a teacher will be particularly successful.
2. 2 Classmates. Call people by other people's names and communicate as if they are not them.
   • Express with facial expressions everything that is said to you.
   • Call someone and run away.
   • Ask anyone why he is crying (when he is not crying)?
3. 3 Annoy others. Sing boring songs about your classmates.
   • Stare at the floor or somewhere else, and when they ask you what the matter is - make a frightened face and say: "Can't you see - it's sitting there!"
4. 4 Play with computers. Change the screensaver on your desktop. Delete icons or arrange them in a mess.
   • Change the settings - make the font giant or small, set the mouse pointer to maximum sensitivity, and the monitor to turn off after 30 seconds of inactivity.

Method 5 of 7: Driving

1. 1 Size matters. Drive a huge car or, conversely, a small car. If you also attach a large empty trailer to the small car, it will be steeper.
   • You can also ennoble the car with various idiotic stickers.
2. 2 Radio. Turn the volume up to maximum and play something weird — a Titanic tune or a silly children's song.
3. 3 Traffic light. You can stand at a traffic light and pretend to be asleep or dead.When someone starts knocking or trying to open the door, "wake up" abruptly and leave (to green, of course).
4. 4 Stop passers-by. Ask how to get to some fictitious place.
   • Say some random word to the passer-by, close the window and leave.

Method 6 of 7: Phone

1. 1 Call at the wrong time. Call late at night, at night or in the morning. Use a hidden number or another phone. Change your voice and pretend to be someone.
2. 2 Be silent. When they connect you, do not answer anything, just breathe heavily into the tube.
   • Press the buttons on the keyboard - the interlocutor will be annoyed by constant sounds (this option can be combined with silence).
3. 3 Leave tons of messages in your voicemail. At the end of the message, you can scream wildly. Or you can just sing. Yes, those same stupid children's songs.
4. 4 Call strangers. Dial numbers at random and harass with nonsense.

Method 7 of 7: Restaurants

1. 1 Eat loudly. Forget manners. Chomp as loud and nasty as you can. Make other disgusting sounds to ruin the appetite of others.
2. 2 Have fun. Before leaving, complain about the food and service: “I wanted 4 ice cubes, not 5!”, “The waiter looked in my mouth when I ate”, etc.
   • Take with you toothpicks, salt, pepper, napkins. You can just pour it all into your pocket.
3. 3 Get the waiters out. Ask for a detailed composition of each dish. Tell them to bring them to try and decide on the order.
   • Order absurd things.
   • Demand 5 more chairs for your imaginary friends. If they refuse you, then tell them that you will complain about them to Santa Claus.
   • Take a large table and refuse to leave.

Warnings

• For some of the above tricks you can get kicked out, call the police or beat you.