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• Steps
• Advice
• Warning

While teasing a teacher isn't the best long-term learning strategy, sometimes you want to do it. There are positive and negative ways to do this. You can act creatively, irritate others, repeat a trick, or best of all, understanding. Whatever it is, if you're determined to piss off your teacher, it's okay to make it happen - but don't expect good academic records at this stage!

Steps

Part 1 of 2: Choose how to act

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   Imitate the teacher's behavior. This is considered the easiest way to anger a teacher. Most teachers will have a characteristic way of talking, such as pronouncing a few words differently, using notable gestures, or showing certain faces, and imitating the teacher in front of him. they are the wise way to make them feel uncomfortable. The best way to start doing that is to act like the real thing while imitating your teacher, so that it will take them a while to realize what's going on; however, the classmates will quickly grasp the situation and start laughing.
   • When the teacher is angry, pretend to be deaf. Just say, "What? What did you do?" and shrugged. Use body language.

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   Make funny noises. There are tons of attention-grabbing noises you can make to make a classroom buzz - you can fake hissing, drag your shoes on the ground, repeatedly press the tip of the ballpoint pen in and out, clear your throat after a few seconds , or hit the drum on the table with your hand. If the sounds make the classmates laugh, that's even better. If you want to make something softer and more discreet, then repeating noises should be enough to annoy the teacher. Here are a few suggested sounds:
   • Tear the paper about 3cm at a time. Only do this when the teacher is facing the board.
   • Use your fingernails to scratch the desk surface.
   • Make a continuous slur when the teacher is not paying attention.
   • Press the ballpoint pen or type a pencil.
   • Drop objects to the ground.
   • Repeatedly snort without blowing your nose or coughing.
   • Scratching his feet.
   • Whine in a rude manner.
   • Humming but not opening his mouth.
   • Slap your leg. Try to get your friends to do the same.
   • Sharpen the pencil continuously and often.
   • Dropped the pencil many times.
   • Clean your surroundings as if you will receive a gift in return.
   • Quietly repeat what the teacher said while you are taking notes.

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   Naughty teacher's teaching aids. If your teacher is forgetful, this is even better. If the whole class is watching a documentary or using a spotlight, see if you can hide the teacher's controls when they're not looking - this will work best when you leave an alternate remote that did not match the current one. Then, in order for the teacher to let go, turn off or stop the TV, or change the settings on the projector. This will definitely piss your teacher off and ruin her class - however, don't expect it to leave you in any trouble!
   • You can use the control openly to make fun of your classmates, or hide it under the drawer of your desk so that no one knows your actions and reveals you.

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   Dozing off in class. This works best when you're at the end of the class or if the class is watching a documentary; all you need to do is drop your head and close your eyes. Nothing is more rude and disrespectful than falling asleep while a teacher is giving a lecture. If you really can't fall asleep, pretend you're asleep.
   • You can fold your arms on the table and smile or snore, so the sleep looks so attractive that other people want to imitate you.
   • Another furious way you can do it is to pretend to take a nap, then wake up and ask a series of questions your teacher answered while you "slept."

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   Throw objects at the other friends. Another way you can annoy your teacher is to throw things at your classmates when the teacher isn't looking. Start with small objects, such as an eraser, curled paper, pencil, or board chalk. You can raise the level of mischief a bit by throwing your pamphlet, apple, tennis ball, or even shoes if you really want your teacher to have a tantrum. Do this when the teacher looks away and pretends to be innocent when they ask you questions. Remember, depending on the item you throw, you could be suspended from school or charged with assault. The victim may even get revenge on you.
   • In order for this joke to work, you should get a critical friend to join you in this mischief - the person who will throw objects back and forth in class with you. If not, you will quickly run out of equipment to throw.

6. 

   Shoot paper bullets. (Take out the ballpoint pen gut and rub a few pieces of paper, put them on the "barrel" and blow.)

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   Doodle. If you want to drive your teacher crazy, start drawing something while they're giving a lecture. Make it clear that you are doodling - this will work if you are standing in front of the class and the teacher sees what you are doing. It is more effective if they realize that you are doodling, but try to act as if you really care about what they say and pretend to take notes, while you're just drawing.
   • If you really want your teacher to be more frustrated, bring a set of highlighter or crayons and use them all. Try creating a masterpiece in 30 minutes.
   • You can also show off your drawing skills to your classmates so that the teacher sees that you really don't care what's going on.

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   Handing out the sticky notes. Another way that might provoke a teacher is to pass out a note to each other. You can pass this on to a friend, or anyone else in class. Make it clear that you are writing a note by writing it down on a notebook on your lap, then folding the paper in a square or round shape and throwing it at a classmate. If you're the one reading the paper, hold it in front of you and smile, acting as if there was something more interesting than the class lesson that made you laugh.
   • You will make your teacher even more angry if you smile slyly while the teacher is giving a lecture to let them know that you are writing something amusing for you.

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   Late for school. Teachers often have prejudice when students have a habit of being late. Head on the table most of the day. Make an excited face when it's lunch time. Show up in class a few minutes late with a shrug and a smug smile on her face; If you act guilty, it will make the teacher less nagging, unless your apology is not sincere. Not only going to school late, but acting like you're running out of breath, dropping your book, running fast, or spending a lot of time rummaging through your bag to find what to look for. Or show up 10 minutes late in a calm gesture, as if this is all right. Being late to class with a cup of coffee in hand will implicitly imply that you had to go around and make you late for school.

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    Distracted others. Another way to annoy the teacher is to try to distract the other classmates. Ask them lots of questions, make jokes, laugh without reason, and talk about them individually while working as a team. Distracting classmates can upset the entire class and will definitely piss off the teacher.
    • An important but challenging thing to do is to make sure that other people love and respect you, or at least they find your jokes harmless, so they'll agree with what you do. . If they think you are hateful and roll your eyes every time you speak, then you won't be distracted.

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    Play games on your phone. Pull out your phone and text people, play Angry Birds, or just look at it for a while and smile. You can even look up everything on the Wikipedia page to prove the teacher is wrong. The teacher may confiscate your phone for a while, but it really upsets her when the situation persists. You can also set alarms to sound during class and ensure that the alarm sounds annoying and distracting.
    • You can also annoy the teacher by pretending to be stealthily using the phone under the desk drawer. When the teacher finds out about this, they'll be even more pissed off knowing that you're trying to hide your phone.

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    Ignore the rules the teacher has set. Each teacher will have their own rules, and if you want to piss them off, ignore as many of them as possible so that they won't be taken to the administration department. Even breaking small rules will drive them crazy. For example, you might wrongly format your essay or submit your homework one day late, acting as if you remember with certainty that it's the last day of submission. If your teacher has a certain rule about going to the toilet in the middle of class, try to break this rule.
    • When the teacher says you made a mistake, act surprised or say, "But how nonsense is the rule ..." or "That's not how other teachers do it. "

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    Go to class without bringing a notebook or pencil. Teachers always assume you'll take notes, do homework, and use school supplies for most of the class, so going to class with your hands won't show that you really don't care. They will be very upset if you say, "Can you lend me a pencil?" or "I didn't bring paper!" at this point you completely interrupt the classroom by borrowing the supplies you need.
    • You might bring the wrong book to class and laugh, say, "I brought the wrong book again!"

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    More annoying when teachers have scheduled time. If your teacher is being attended by administrators or longtime faculty members, try to cause as much trouble as possible. This means talking off topic, being late for class, or making the classroom look completely chaotic. The more you make the teacher lose points, the better.

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    Argument for any incorrect answers in the test. When you take the test again, make a big complaint and argue for any questions you get wrong, even if you know it is redundant. If your answers are multiple or obvious, like your math test answers, for example, be consistent and tell your teacher that they made a mistake.
    • Try to waste your teachers' time after class by asking them to explain each question in the test.

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    End the test flauntingly early. If you are taking a one-period exam, then after about 10-15 minutes or so, throw the test paper on the desk or turn it over and say "Done!". Furthermore, you can even say "It's easy!" to cause more trouble. This will worry classmates when they have done their homework for too long and cause confusion and fear. Of course, prepare yourself that your scores will suffer - in many directions, of course.

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    Eyes away from the teacher. The teacher gets angry when you pretend you don't care.

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    Understand the limits of your anger. You can piss off your teacher for 20 minutes or 1 hour. Anger them in moderation so that they only feel frustrated, not excessively angry that you will be punished for staying in class after school. You won't want to stay there at all! advertisement

Part 2 of 2: Know what to say

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   Talk while the teacher is giving a lecture. Nothing can make a teacher more mad than talking when they are trying to lecture or explain something. You can whisper to your friends, or even talk openly with your classmates. Act as if you really don't care if the teacher is giving a lecture, or like you don't realize that the teacher is here and trying to pass the knowledge. You will make the teacher more angry by asking a question to a classmate, but the teacher is the one who answers. This will definitely piss your teacher off, but you won't avoid getting punished for a while! It doesn't matter what you say, you can say anything.
   • It can be really effective when you realize that the teacher's time is limited and you will do everything to make it difficult for them to finish the lesson in class.

2. 

   Become a student who knows everything. If you really want to piss off your teacher, you should act like someone who is knowledgeable about every topic they offer - with some or no concrete support. Every time a teacher tries to explain something, be suspicious, like you might think they misunderstood the problem, even if they said something very basic and clear. Grimace as they look at them until they feel the need to ask if you have any questions. Putting teachers in such a cynical position would confuse and frustrate them.
   • After the teacher has explained almost everything clearly, you should say "Can you explain it again?".
   • If the teacher really compliments you and tries to explain their point more, you could say something like, "I guess we can't agree now."

3. 

   Tell the teacher that other people understand the subject better than they do. If being savvy isn't enough to piss off teachers, you can also waste their time by saying "I talked to my dad and he said completely different things .. . ".You can also tell them that your former teacher, or the teacher for a different subject, teaches completely different. These all imply that others are better at the subject than they are. This would be like adding fuel to the fire if the person who taught you was a young teacher trying to prove herself.
   • You can refer to the TV show or book to say that the scientists or department of education know better about the subject than your teacher. Say something like "I watched this show on Discovery Channel that said ...".

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   Keep asking questions. Usually, asking questions is not a problem, but it can be really troublesome if you don't understand a math problem and ask your teacher to explain it 10 or more times. This also works for irrelevant questions such as "What color is President George Washington's hair?" Try to act seriously when you ask these questions, so that the teacher cannot guess whether you are just joking or not; If the teacher thinks you are serious, they will try to answer your question.
   • It can be really troublesome if you keep asking teachers questions that they've answered millions of times. If they say that, you could say, "Oh, yeah? Did you mention that? You probably didn't notice ..."

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   Interrupt the teacher; Such action is considered impolite and annoying. When they say something important, raise your hand and keep giving random views that have nothing to do with their lecture, or ask questions that just make things more complicated. Plus, it's much more troublesome if you raise your hand and the teacher always tells you to wait, to see that you try to interrupt them "politely".
   • Getting off topic, especially if you're going to joke around or distract the class, will really make the teacher angry no matter the circumstances.

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   Preamble when you answer a simple question. If the teacher asks a very basic question, like what the name of Florida's capital or what 10 times 15 equals, raise your hand and tell a long story about your family's trip to Florida or you. Think number 10 is the most perfect number on Earth like. When the teacher seems dissatisfied and vague, speak slowly, by which time you are really taking up too much of their time.
   • Act innocently, as if you don't think you've done something wrong.

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   Read a book in advance and ask about the topic. You can anger the teacher by reading the textbook first and then asking about what you read a week before. Your teacher will say "We haven't learned that content yet" or "I'll explain later"; however, keep asking again and again until you make everyone in the class confused.
   • This is really effective in English class if you read the textbook and publish the end of the book before the other students can understand what happened.

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   Name the people in the hallway. If your friend or even a stranger stumbles past your classroom after the bell rings, say something like, "What's the matter?" or "I'll text you in a minute!" to show that you are not really paying attention to the current exercise. This will anger the teacher, because it makes it clear that you take the rules lightly.

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   Speak slowly. Raise your hand and answer the question, but answer in incoherent words, say "yeah" and "um" and act as if you forgot what you're going to say; Generally it takes a long time to remember the answer. Talking as slowly as possible will drive the teacher crazy, but don't pretend you were doing it on purpose.
   • If you are called to read the text, try to read slowly and stumble over some words.
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Advice

• Don't act alone. Team up with your friends and classmates and piss off your teacher. This will make it harder for a teacher to arrest and punish someone.
• Complain or complain to the teacher about everything.
• Act contrary to what your teacher asked you to do; For example, if they tell you to sit down, keep getting up.
• Make sure the classroom is large enough and has many students in it. The chances of going undetected when angering a teacher will be higher.
• If your teacher is strict, just piss them off occasionally. If you tease them often, you get in trouble and get a bad reputation.
• If your classmates are gossipers, don't let them know you're the one to piss off the teacher.
• Raise your hand to answer any questions your teacher asks, but give wrong answers.
• Ask the same questions over and over, but put it in a different way.
• Unintentionally laugh out loud or say absurd things at the wrong time.
• If the teacher says, "Repeat after her," repeat everything they say throughout the class. If they warn you or get annoyed, say "Why? You said repeat after me."
• Use a different language in the classroom.

Warning

• Never make anyone in the class the one to blame for you (the one to be blamed). If everything is really out of control, get up and admit all your guilt.
• If you get caught, do what the teacher says. Don't try to be stubborn or arrogant.
• If the teacher is really angry, sincerely apologize to them for your behavior.
• Don't let things go too far as you could face more serious consequences. Even if you don't let things go out of control, pissing off your teacher is sure to get you in trouble.
• Make sure the other students in the class are loyal and won't reveal your name even when the class will be in trouble.
• Some of the classmates were studying very seriously; chances are you will be alienated by your classmates, whom you are trying to impress.