Content

• Steps
• Method 1 of 3: House Appearance
• Method 2 of 3: Hobby House
• Method 3 of 3: House Personality
• Tips
• Warnings

Gregory House, from the Fox medical series of the same name, is known for his diagnostic abilities and his misanthropic nature. While working at Princeton Plainsboro Hospital in New Jersey, House meets many patients with medical abnormalities that leave most doctors scratching their heads in bewilderment. Nevertheless, he is practically always able to find a problem and solve it. While he appears to be a wicked old man at first, he is actually a complex but still very humane character. If you want to be like GregoryZaus, then you have to work on creating his image, as well as his complex personality.

Steps

Method 1 of 3: House Appearance

1. 1 Cane. Buy a quality cane made of wood or ferrous metal with flames at the bottom. Hold it in your right hand and limp as if your right leg is constantly hurting.
2. 2 Pills. While House takes Vicodin when he is in pain or stress, Tick-Tock or other mints are great for you.
3. 3 Clothing. Wear blazers over Oxford shirts or T-shirts with a logo or design on them. Never wear dressy pants or shoes; instead, opt for jeans without holes, but they can be loose, and a pair of tennis shoes or trainers. The general practice should be complete, but still very day-to-day.
4. 4 Image. House always has a light unshaven shave, so shave often enough so that you don't have a beard, but not so often that you look clean shaven. Cut your hair, but it should be a little long to make it look messy. Wear contact lenses, but if you work at a computer, glasses are great.

Method 2 of 3: Hobby House

1. 1 Drive a sports bike like Yamaha or Suzuki, not something like Harley Davidson or chopper. Wear a helmet that completely covers your head and a leather motorcycle jacket - yes, even people like House want to feel safe!
2. 2 Buy a portable console like a Game Boy or PSP and play when you're bored or waiting.
3. 3 Keep an eye on pop culture and include links to it in your speech from time to time. House's favorite shows are General Hospital and Monster Truck races.
4. 4 Seek knowledge to expand your mind. House has piano playing and speaking languages ​​such as Hindi, Chinese and Spanish. While learning these specific skills will make you as much like House as possible, just always look for something new - and use it!

Method 3 of 3: House Personality

1. 1 House's credo "Everybody lies. “The only difference is what they lie for, which could be good or bad. So, don't believe everything people tell you and instead use your own observation and intuition to determine the truth.
2. 2 Be a very careful observer and use your observations to draw conclusions. House is such a good diagnostician because he can always see small clues and identify the factors that influence them.
3. 3 Be witty and always be ready to laugh it off. It's very rare that House doesn't have a caustic comment about something.
4. 4 Be sarcastic when necessary, which is very common. Make sure this is real sarcasm and not just adding "... not really!" At the end of phrases or beginning them with "NO!"
5. 5 Don't try to be polite or kind. Say what's on your mind and don't be afraid to offend people. Of course, this only applies to those who deserve it, such as stupid people or people with whom you constantly work.
6. 6 Do only what works for you. If you don't succeed, manipulate people by looking for something that annoys a particular person the most, and do it. For example: Sasha hates squeaky shoes. So, in the presence of Sasha, creak your shoes. This is usually something that requires a little preparation, not just making a bad sound or making faces.
7. 7 Don't be friends with a lot of people, but you should have a few very close ones. While they will often make you angry, just like you do them, they will be more faithful than everyone else.
8. 8 While you may experience emotion and pain, be stoic and don't express any emotion other than anger, irritation, and complain of constant physical pain.
9. 9 Be the best or one of the best at what you like. House is the best doctor, for example. You will become even more like House if you do this not to help people, but to solve riddles or solve difficult cases.

Tips

• House's rudeness is tolerated because he is good at what he does and has earned the respect needed to say what he says. Don't try to copy until you've done the same.
• Watch the show carefully to really understand how it behaves.
• Look for "houseisms," or humorous sayings he often uses, such as "This is a contagious diagnosis, you can dance to it" or "It's not one step from love to hate. Between them, in fact, is the Great Wall of China with armed sentries. spread out at a distance of five meters from each other. "

Warnings

• Don't be overly rude! Even House has a moral, and he only slightly annoys people, and does not greatly offend them, and even if he does it, then only if he is provoked. Never go too far, and make sure the person you're teasing is okay with it.
• Always follow the rules of your job, especially if your life is at stake if you break them. The script is written to create tension, not to reliably convey the facts, so you don't see lawsuits, situations where the risk does not justify itself, and the like.
• Never drive a motorcycle without a driver's license and follow traffic regulations.
• NEVER take prescription drugs unless prescribed by your doctor! Even so, make sure you follow the instructions carefully.