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Are you suffering from a nasty neighbor and want them to go through the same thing as you? Do you want to be a nuisance neighbor? Everyone can read this article and become hard-to-live neighbors. If you've decided to destroy the village as much as you like, all you need to do is find new ways to make noise while using creative tricks to disturb your neighbors. The funniest thing about this is that you can drive your neighbors crazy without breaking the law - and in some cases, you won't even have to leave the house.

Steps

Part 1 of 3: Making noise

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   Mowing the lawn early and often. Lawn mowing in the garden is the homeowner's right. If you want to mow the lawn at dawn, even Saturday and Sunday mornings, no one can stop you from doing so. Neither are the neighbors, of course. If they ask you to stop making the noise or mow the lawn at a later time, explain that you get up early and don't have time to mow the lawn during regular hours.
   • You may become even more annoyed by grinning and cheerfully saying, "Where are you rich who take naps, and where are those who are drunk at night?"
   • This is the perfect annoyance because your neighbor won't be able to accuse you of making a noise. This is part of your housework.

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   Buy lots of wind chimes. One of the noisy things that every neighbor "likes" is the wind chime. You do not need to do anything hard but hang them up. Then, just wait for a wind to pass and you can sit back and see how uncomfortable the neighbors become. If they ask you to take them down, say that this is your home, and you have the right to decorate it the way you want.
   • Wind chimes can be illegal in some communities - it's a good idea to find out about your local rules before you hang them.

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   Organize a party in the garden. A great way to disturb the neighbors is to choose a fine evening and invite 50 friends over to a garden party. You can make a bar, play polo or other games, place lots of chairs for guests to sit and participate in. Deliberately hold a party close to your neighbor's house and play music to make your guests happy. Your neighbor will go mad for having to keep reminding you to turn the music down.
   • Of course, make the noise acceptable. The neighbors may call the police to complain about your uproar, and you won't be interested in solving this problem.

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   Singing in the garden. Do you think you have a great voice like My Linh or Siu Black? Even if you sing really badly, but if you don't try it, how will you know? And what better place than in your garden for you to sing your powerful vocals? Sing out loud, sing a lot, and sing the most horrible songs you can think of so that your neighbors will have to shiver.
   • To make the situation even worse, sing while doing noisy work, or while mowing the lawn in the morning.

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   Play loud music. Music is a great way to unite people and connect differences, but it's also a perfect way to disturb your neighbors. Play music in the garden, car or bedroom and open the windows. Loud sounds can be annoying for neighbors, and repeatedly playing songs will drive neighbors crazy.
   • If your neighbor insists that you turn off the music, you can happily do so, and then immediately re-sing the song you turned off.

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   Let the dog bark. The neighbors really hate loud and annoying dogs. If you have a dog, let it bark and show personality, especially late at night or early in the morning. Dogs are not human, so neighbors will be less likely to complain and will sit in the house and be upset.
   • If your neighbor protests, you can say “He's just having fun. Telling a dog not to bark is like telling someone not to breathe.

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   Set up a basketball pole in the front aisle and play often. Another great way to make noise is to erect a basketball pole in the front aisle and play as much as possible. If you are playing alone, hit the ball a lot to the ground, then miss a lot to make other noises when the ball hits the ground or hits the garage door. If playing with a friend, scream out loud your throws, and generally make as much noise as possible.
   • If your neighbor asks you to play quietly, say "I need to practice, I'm a pro!"
   • You can invite more friends to play loud games.
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Part 2 of 3: Causing inconvenience

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   Sign them up for spam. Another way to annoy neighbors is to sign them up for spam or promotional mail. You can sign up online or fill in their details at grocery and pharmacy stores, so your neighbors will receive lots of promotions. Just make sure you don't know where these junk mail came from.
   • Spam is as diverse and annoying as possible. If you can sign up to receive advertisements from the pet store while the neighbors don't keep anything, or letters promoting anything like fishing gear and picnic gear, the better. Maybe you should also sign up for a school girl's fashion catalog to increase the discomfort.

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   Order a neighbor's pizza. This technique is old, but not outdated. Just call your local pizza store and order the biggest and smelly pizza - add lots of garlic and caviar - and choose your neighbor's home delivery address, then just wait. Your neighbors will be very upset and will be forced to accept the food they don't order. You can order pizza when you are not at home so that the neighbors will have no reason to suspect you.
   • Just make sure the pizza shop can't track your number or call you when there's a mistake.

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   Tell the donation organizations that your neighbors are enjoying their charitable work. If there are fundraisers coming to your home, say that while you are not interested, your neighbors are very supportive of their work, whatever it is. Add that your neighbor is a bit shy and may need a little agitation to acknowledge his or her feelings for the organization. Tell them not to waste time with you and see your neighbor as soon as possible.
   • You can say, "My neighbor Tuan loves your charity very much and wants to make a donation".

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   Blow leaves to a neighbor's yard. This is also a simple but effective game.After you have cleaned up the fallen leaves in the yard with a broom or blower, you should "accidentally" blow the leaves to the neighbor's house, causing them to clean up the mess. This will be very effective when they have just spent a lot of time cleaning the garden. Plan carefully, as this is not something you can do more than once without suspicion.
   • The more angry your neighbor is, the more innocent you should be. Smile, shrug your shoulders and say “Sorry! I'm still not used to using a leaf blower ... "

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   Walk in the yard while wearing your swimsuit. If you want to annoy your neighbors, wear swimsuits even if you're not going to swim. You have the right to wear whatever you want in your yard. Wear your swimwear while playing on the patio, when clearing the yard, or when playing basketball in the aisle. This is a great tip because the neighbor will be embarrassed to ask you to put on more clothes.
   • If your neighbor has a visitor, walk to the front yard, say hello to your neighbor loudly, and talk to their guests without hesitation.

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   Harassing a neighbor's phone. Phone harassment is not outdated yet, and if you want to disturb your neighbor, fake someone else's voice well and annoy your neighbor for a few minutes. The best thing you can do is wait until they're about to go on vacation or have dinner with your family, which makes it inconvenient to call. You can pretend to be a telemarketer or a charity, insist on meeting someone who doesn't live there, or ask a neighbor to pick up the "loser of the year" award at town hall.
   • Practice with your friends first so you don't laugh or expose yourself.
   • Of course you can secure your phone number before making a call.

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   Spread the road on their porch. This can get you in a lot of trouble, but if you really don't like your neighbors and want to cause a big problem, wait until they get out and make your way from the lawn to their porch. The road will attract ants, bees and other types of insects, and they will gradually reach the neighbors' doors.
   • When spreading the road, make sure the neighbors are away for the whole day, so that the insects will have a chance to do some minor damage before they go home.

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   Stealing from neighbors. Maybe your neighbor is looking forward to a relaxing Sunday morning with family, drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. Therefore, you need to wake up earlier and gently go to their door to steal the newspaper. This will make them unhappy, and as long as you do it discreetly, they won't be able to blame you.
   • If you are caught, make a mistake and say that you thought it was your newspaper.
   • This can be even more annoying if your neighbor knows you received the same newspaper, so they will have less reason to suspect you. You can get their newspaper, then politely lend your newspaper to them.
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Part 3 of 3: Annoying neighbors while in the apartment

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   Get their parking space. If your apartment complex has fixed parking spaces, the most frustrating thing you can do is park your car in the neighborhood. This is really obnoxious, especially when there are only a few parking spaces available and they will have to go quite a distance after parking on the street. Although your neighbors will know you are the culprit, it will annoy them, especially if you are so blatant. Of course, this will be even more effective if your parking space has also been taken away by someone else.
   • If you have adjacent parking spaces, you can start a problem by parking your vehicle sideways to take both of them. Of course, the building manager won't like this game.

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   Play ball or tennis and hit the ball against the wall between two flats. If you literally live next to them, it's time to train to be Rafael Nadal. Take out tennis balls and racquets and take time to hit the ball against the wall. Do this while making sure the neighbors are at home. In addition, you must also be determined and stubborn. When your neighbor tells you to stop playing, be serious and say that you need to practice for the open tennis tournament - or whatever is closest to you.
   • If your neighbor tries to make you stop playing by patting the wall, act like you don't understand and assume it's a game; Hit the wall just like them and laugh, then get on with your sport.

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   Cook smelly foods. If you live very close to that neighbor, and they can smell the food you cook, you can cook strong, smelly dishes that will keep them interested. You can cook a pot of garlic or just a really fragrant dish, open the window so the neighbors know what you're up to. The downside of this method is that you will get smelly. You can reduce that by cooking and then leaving home within hours.
   • If you see your neighbors date at home, when would it be better to cook a whole pot of garlic?

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   Leave your clothes in the shared washing machine. One of the things that most frustrates apartment residents is someone leaving their clothes in the washer or dryer, making them unable to wash their clothes. Tuck your clothes in as many washing machines as possible and leave for a few hours to let neighbors feel upset. To ensure that your clothes are not vandalized, you can put the clothes in the washing machine without turning it on; If your neighbors really want to wash, they'll have to touch your dirty stuff.
   • If your neighbor has removed your belongings and knows you are the one causing the trouble, be extremely upset that they have invaded your privacy and shouted.

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   Turn on the TV loud. Another classic neighbor's annoyance is to watch TV at as loud as possible. You can turn it on as loud as possible and take a shower, so your neighbors won't be able to make you turn it down immediately. You can open the old movie you like, then happily shout along the lines for the neighbors to have a chance to enjoy it with you. You can also watch TV late at night, remember to laugh out loud so the neighbors know what you are watching.
   • If your neighbor tells you to turn it down, say “What? What do you say? Sorry I'm deaf on one side! " Your neighbor will feel guilty for forcing you to turn the volume down.

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   Apply oil wax to their doorknob. Put some Vaseline on your neighbor's door handle so they'll get a nasty surprise when it comes to opening the door. Not only is the feeling of oil wax awful to touch, but oil wax also makes it harder to rotate the fist. This will be especially effective if they have just come home from a long trip or are penniless carrying their belongings.
   • Make sure you don't actually get the door stuck with the oil wax, or else you may incur repair costs when found.

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   Knock on a neighbor's door at weird times and ask for a loan. Here's another way to drive the neighbors crazy. You can knock on their door at 7 a.m. and ask if they have batter, or say you're hungry! Or you can knock on the door late at night and ask if they have bacon. Don't let your neighbors realize that you are disturbing them, show that you really want and need them.
   • When your neighbor seems confused, you can make them feel more guilty by saying “You don't have bacon? Strange".
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Warning

• Note that disturbing your neighbors following the above tips could result in retaliation, legal action, or police exposure.