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• To step
• Method 1 of 4: Using crackers and water
• Method 2 of 4: Using crackers, oatmeal, and carrots
• Method 3 of 4: Using applesauce, oatmeal and cereal
• Method 4 of 4: Make reusable vomit with glue
• Tips
• Warnings
• Necessities
• Using crackers and water
• Using crackers, oatmeal, and carrots
• Use applesauce, oatmeal and cereal
• Make reusable vomit

Vomiting is a great way to stay home from school or get even. Instead of making yourself sick on purpose so that you throw up, why not make yourself a fake vomit? There are a lot of ways to make vomit with food from the kitchen. Vomit is simply a mixture of the food you ate with your last meal, so you can use just about anything. However, there are some recipes you can use to make the vomit look extra dirty and real. You can even add glue for multiple uses of the vomit.

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Method 1 of 4: Using crackers and water

1. Chew some crackers. You can also break them to pieces with your hands. If you can't find crackers, you can also use biscuits or light-colored cookies such as vanilla waffles, sugar cookies, whole wheat biscuits, etc. Do not use cookies with chocolate chips or Oreos. They are much too dark.
2. Place the cracker pieces in a plastic bag. You can use a bowl, a sink, or even a toilet. If you want to make more vomit, chew more crackers and spit out the pieces.
3. Add some water if necessary. If you spit the crackers in the toilet, you don't need water. Do add a little water if you spit the crackers into a bowl, bag, or sink. The water will make the vomit look more real.
   • You can also try adding a little white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, apple juice, or even milk.
4. Add something mushy and smelly. Wet cat food or dog food is very suitable for this. You can also add a little tuna from a can or even baby food. This will make the vomit look and smell like real vomit. You can also chew some cereal, spit out the pieces, and mix them with vinegar.
   • Spit some fake vomit on the toilet seat to make it look like you missed the toilet bowl.
5. Leave the vomit for someone to find. If you've used the toilet, don't flush it. If the vomit is in a bowl or garbage bag, you can show it to one of your parents, caregivers, or a teacher and tell them you vomited.

Method 2 of 4: Using crackers, oatmeal, and carrots

1. Crush 10 crackers in a bowl. Make sure to use a microwave-safe bowl. If you can't find crackers, you can use cookies or cereal.
2. Add 40 grams of dry oatmeal. Using oatmeal with large, thick flakes will make the vomit look the best, but you can also use ground oatmeal.
3. Add 240 ml of water. Stir the mixture with a spoon. Crush the cracker pieces so that they become soggy.
4. Heat the mixture in the microwave for 30 seconds. This is just long enough to thicken the vomit and create clumps. However, the vomit will still be watery. Use oven gloves or potholders to remove the bowl from the microwave.
5. Add some corn or chopped carrots. You can also chew a baby carrot and spit the pieces into the bowl. Your vomit will look more real now.
6. Add a splash of honey. As a result, your vomit will get some color and become even dirtier. If you don't have honey, you can also add some maple syrup, agave syrup or treacle.
7. Stir the vomit with a spoon. Make sure to scrape the bottom and sides of the bowl with the spoon.
8. Let the vomit cool before using. Pour it over the front of your T-shirt or throw it in the toilet. Make sure some lands on the floor. You can also put something in your mouth, bend over and spit it out.Don't forget to make puke noises.

Method 3 of 4: Using applesauce, oatmeal and cereal

1. Heat 50 grams of apple sauce. Pour the applesauce into a small saucepan and put it on the stove. Heat the applesauce over low or medium heat. Wait until the applesauce is hot enough and steam comes out.
   • It doesn't matter what kind of applesauce you use. If you can't find applesauce, try baby food.
2. Stir in a packet of gelatin. Do not use flavored gelatin, such as for a gelatin pudding, or the vomit may change color.
   • If you only If you have gelatin for a pudding, try using yellow or orange. This will give the vomit a more natural color.
3. Add 1 or 2 pinches of cocoa powder. Stir the vomit again. Sprinkle the powder over the mixture in the pan and stir through. This gives the vomit some color. If you can't find cocoa powder, you can also use chocolate powder to make cocoa, or even a little soil.
4. Remove the pan from the stove. Place the pan on a coaster or a folded towel so you don't ruin the countertop.
5. Add some oatmeal and cereal for texture. You need a little hand from both. Stir the vomit again to mix everything together. If you are using breakfast cereals with large flakes or pieces, you can crumble them with your hands first.
   • If you don't have cornflakes, you can use a different type of brown cereal with large flakes. Granola is also very suitable.
6. Put the fake vomit on a plate. Use a slotted spoon to put the vomit on a plate. Spread it over the plate in the form of vomit with a spoon. You can sprinkle more oatmeal or crumbled cereal over the vomit if you wish. However, don't overdo it.
7. Let the vomit cool for several hours. After that, you can take the vomit off the plate with a slotted spoon and place it in a place to pass someone over their neck.

Method 4 of 4: Make reusable vomit with glue

1. Squeeze a little glue into a mixing cup. You can use decoupage glue like Mod Podge or white hobby glue. Use about 60 to 120 ml of glue.
   • Use a cup that you can throw away, such as a paper cup.
2. Add a little bit of brown. You only need a small drop of brown food coloring, watercolor or paint. The vomit will now be a light brown color, but will darken when it dries up.
3. Stir the vomit until it is evenly colored. You can use just about anything for stirring: a plastic spoon, a popsicle stick, a toothpick, etc.
4. Pour half of the vomit onto a sheet of parchment paper. First place the baking paper on a baking tray. Then pour the glue on the baking paper in the form of vomit. Save the rest of the glue for later.
   • You can also use a sheet of wax paper or even plastic wrap.
5. Add something made up of large pieces. A handful of dry cat or dog food will look dirty. If it's human vomit, try adding a handful of dry oatmeal or granola. Place most of the pieces in the center of the pool of glue and a few pieces along the edges.
6. Cover the pieces with the rest of the glue. Simply pour the rest of the colored glue over the puddle of vomit. Make sure to cover any pieces you just sprinkled over it. This way they will remain in the same place.
7. Wait for the glue to dry. The glue will be slightly transparent when dry. This can take several days. If you are impatient, let the glue dry for about 48 hours and then bake the glue for about 10 minutes at a temperature of 140 ° C in the oven.
   • Open a window if you are going to fry the vomit. It will stink.
   • Do not put wax paper or plastic wrap in the oven. If you used that, you will have to let the vomit air dry.
8. Pick the vomit off. The dried glue will still be somewhat flexible, but be careful not to bend the vomit too much. Place the vomit where the victim will find it, such as on the floor or on his or her pillow. Because this vomit is made of glue, it should last a very long time.

Tips

• Don't leave the cutlery, pan, bowl, and ingredients open and exposed if you don't want anyone to find out.
• You can also use leftovers from the last meal you ate.
• You can buy plastic fake vomit from a party supply store or on the Internet.
• Try to use a different recipe every time. People will become suspicious if you use the same method every time.
• Vomit is basically a mixture of foods. You can put any stuff in a blender, along with some water, milk, juice, or vinegar, and use that mixture.
• Don't forget to pretend you're sick when using the fake vomit to avoid going to school. However, don't overdo it.
• Add some loose food to the vomit. After all, you don't chew all your food completely.
• Add vinegar or rotten milk. The vomit will start to smell foul.
• Try to do this when your parents or teachers can't catch you, such as in the middle of the night when your parents are sleeping.

Warnings

• You could get in trouble if your parents, caregivers, or teachers find out that the vomit is fake.
• Don't use tricks to make yourself surrender.

Necessities

Using crackers and water

• Crackers
• Water (optional)
• Wet cat or dog food, tuna or baby food
• Come, plastic bag or toilet

Using crackers, oatmeal, and carrots

• 10 crackers
• 40 grams of dry oatmeal
• Corn or chopped carrots
• 240 ml of water
• Honey
• Come on
• Spoon

Use applesauce, oatmeal and cereal

• 60 grams of apple sauce
• 1 packet of tasteless gelatin
• 1 or 2 pinches of cocoa powder
• A handful of oatmeal
• A handful of cereal as cornflakes
• Baking pan
• Skimmer
• Spoon

Make reusable vomit

• Mod Podge or white hobby glue
• Brown food coloring, watercolor or paint
• Dry cat food, dry dog ​​food or oatmeal
• Baking paper or waxed paper
• Popsicle stick or other stir stick
• Cup