Content

• Steps
• Warnings
• What do you need

Do you have strict parents and need truancy? Just want a day off? Think no further, because you will find out everything in this article!

Steps

1. 1 First, you need to choose a disease. Best of all is a high fever and abdominal pain, usually you do not need to go to the doctor for this. Be sure to choose some common disease that will go away on its own and does not require medical intervention, because if you go to the doctor, you are gone!
2. 2 Complain about your illness for the day. If you are going to catch a cold, choose one of the following to say:
   • "Mom, ugh, I don't feel very well."
   • "I have a headache"
   • "I sweat"
   • "I am sick or will vomit now."
3. 3 If you know your mom will touch your face or forehead, rub your face hard right before you complain.
4. 4 Don't be too grumpy. Just act tired, lethargic, and sick. Go to bed early, don't brush your teeth, shower, etc. If your parents wake you up, act tired and irritable. Breathe through your mouth and speak in a tired voice. If you hear your parents walking, rub your face hard to keep it hot to the touch.
5. 5 Get up late at night or very early in the morning. Put some hot water on your face as if it were sweat. Rub your face. Pay. Go to your parents' room and tell them that you are not feeling well. Ask them to sit with you for a few minutes.
6. 6 When they sit with you, wait a few minutes to pretend you are asleep.
7. 7 Get up early. Apply hot water to your face and neck. Rub your face. Place some water under your eyes. Don't eat or be reluctant to eat breakfast complaining and rest your head on the table. Wear a blanket over your shoulders and shiver. Then throw off the blanket, pretending to be annoying, and take the fan yourself (this will create the illusion that you are thrown into the heat and then into the cold).
8. 8 Complain of pain, headache, fever and chills, tiredness, abdominal pain, and severe exhaustion.
9. 9 If your parents want to take your temperature, go to the bath first. Put some hot water in your mouth, rub your face and suck on a clean coin (be careful not to suffocate). Make sure you cough and move slowly. Moan every time. Rub your tongue against the thermometer.
10. 10 If you follow all these steps in sequence and do not replay anything, and it seems that your parents bought it, ask this day to stay at home.
11. 11 Congratulations! You've had a sick day off!

Warnings

• Also, try not to pretend to be too sick to avoid going to the doctor, otherwise he / she will find out that you are lying and you will get in trouble.
• Disinfect the coin gently with hot water and mild soap, and do not suck too hard or you will choke!
• Discard all medications! Taking medications when you don't need them can be dangerous. If you are forced to take them, go to the bathtub and throw them away. Turn on the water and drink some water to wash down any fake medicine signs.
• Don't do this too often. No more than four times a year. Because your parents won't believe you and you have to go to school.

What do you need

• Coin
• Blanket
• You must be a very good liar!