Content

• Steps
• Part 1 of 2: How to hide an erection
• Part 2 of 2: How to tame an erection
• Tips
• Warnings

Sometimes life throws surprises at us. Just imagine - you are in society, and, without having time to understand anything, you feel a rumble in your groin. We've all been in such a mess; it is also incredibly inconvenient. Moreover, the more you try, the worse things are.Do not embarrass the "compatriot". An unwanted erection can be overcome by learning the correct technique for subjugating it, in which both mind and body are involved. Read this guide to learn how to become a snake sensei!

Steps

Part 1 of 2: How to hide an erection

1. 1 Change your body position. Whether you are standing or sitting at the moment, there is always the opportunity to position yourself so as to hide what is happening down there.
   • Standing: try not to stand sideways to anyone. The crotch bulge is much less noticeable when standing facing people rather than sideways.
   • Sitting: Try to unobtrusively cross your legs. When men cross their legs, the material of the trousers in the crotch rises, providing cover for their naughty mischief.
2. 2 Put your hands in your pockets. This is a natural movement and therefore so popular. Put both of your hands in your pockets so as not to arouse suspicion, and gently press your erect organ closer to your body. At the same time, try not to move, as if you are trying to conquer him.
3. 3 Cover your crotch with something. Your pants may not have pockets (unlikely, but anything can happen), or you may not be able to reposition your body. In this case, look for something to cover your crotch and hide your arousal. Try to cover yourself using the following:
   • The book or Journal... Pretend that you are completely immersed in an interesting article (just do not take Cosmo, otherwise you risk exposing yourself) and place the magazine or book in your lap.
   • Table... If you are sitting. Smoothly move closer to the table.
   • Item clothes... If you have a jacket or sweater, pretend you're looking for something in your pocket and leave it lightly on your lap.
4. 4 Tuck in your penis. Simply tuck the penis under the belt, from the inside of the pockets, using your hands. Attention: only very experienced refuellers can do this in front of a group of people. It would be much better to move to a deserted place or refuel it, turning away from everyone, while no one sees. If you have a particularly long penis, make sure the top of your garment is opaque and may hide the glans.
5. 5 Use a red herring. Again, this maneuver is only for experienced men - it's worth making a mistake, and it can be disastrous and get all the attention.
   • When the moment is right, say something like: "Wow, look at that man in the distance on a unicycle juggling cute little puppies!" - and when everyone turns away, run away.

Part 2 of 2: How to tame an erection

1. 1 Easier said than done, but if you find a way to distract yourself, you are almost there. With all the efforts of your brain, direct your thoughts to something very important, abstract, or simply strange. The idea is that it's hard think and have an erection at the same time (women have known this for centuries.)
   • Think about something really important. If you're older, about bills or deadlines for things to do. If you are younger, consider parenting, this is a guaranteed way to calm the snake.
   • Think about something distracted. The distracted is what we don't take seriously. Try to imagine something very funny.
   • Think of something strange. The weirder the better. Some people think of cobwebs, clowns, or even the vastness of the universe. This can help.
2. 2 Take a walk. As you walk, your body's efforts will be directed towards providing blood supply to your limbs so that you can move them. This is why a little walk will help you get rid of unwanted erections. Try to mutter to your comrades about an incomprehensible economic situation and go into the distance. The girls will think you are very mysterious.
3. 3 Put something cold on your thighs. Most people don't walk around with ice, so finding ice can be problematic.But a cold object can restrict blood flow to your Johnson, making him less agitated.
4. 4 Find an excuse to go to the restroom. Or just go to the bathroom without looking for a reason; it will be less strange. When you are in the restroom, rinse your face with cold water or jump if there is no one else there. Think of someone you know who is not beautiful.
5. 5 Whatever you do, do not let him “get excited” even more. Do not rub it with your hand or other object, do not imagine anyone who is even a little attractive, and do not focus on this uncomfortable situation. The awkwardness will soon pass - all that remains is to choose one of the above methods.

Tips

• When dressing, make sure that the penis is lifted to the top. In this position, your penis can enlarge and harden, but it will not bend and hurt like in the other position.
• Distract yourself by thinking about something else. An erection comes from sexual arousal, so you should avoid thoughts that trigger it. Try to solve difficult math problems.
• Try to bring your legs together. This usually helps.
• The most effective method is to bite your tongue or otherwise hurt yourself. The pain will primarily distract you from your erection.
• Bend forward and bend your knees, pretending to have something wrong with your stomach. This usually works in crowded places.
• Tighten your muscles. This technique can work if done correctly. The trick is that when you tighten your muscles, blood will rush to them, not to the penis.
• Wear loose boxers and clothing in general.
• If the naughty snake often lets you down, wear a long shirt, jacket, jacket or sweater - just in case.

Warnings

• Be aware that there will be times when it will be almost impossible to hide the fact of an erection, for example at the dentist's office, when you lean back, standing in front of the jury during the casting, inspecting the house with the realtor. Do not worry about it. Most adults know that it is happening and will not pay attention to it. Only teenagers joke about it because it happened to them.
• If the other person finds the situation offensive, a quick “sorry” with a guilty look is all that is required in this situation, as further explanations can lead to even more unpleasant consequences, which will make you even more embarrassed.