Author:
Marcus Baldwin
Date Of Creation:
17 June 2021
Update Date:
22 June 2024
Content
Have you ever wanted to lose your voice but not hurt yourself? Then this article is for you! It explains step by step how to pretend you've lost your voice ...
Steps
1 Start complaining of a sore throat a few days before the apparent loss of your voice. Just don't complain too often, or it will look suspicious. Complaining will not only make people believe you, but it will also prove that the loss of voice did not fall out of the sky. 
2 Give your voice a hoarseness. This can be achieved by yelling into your pillow for 15 minutes, then growling for 15 minutes and whispering for 15 minutes. Repeat until you feel hoarse. You can sing out of tune and do other experiments with the voice until you come to the desired result. 
3 Let your voice grow huskier and quieter every day. Until the day you pretend you lost your voice. 
4 So, on the day before you lose your voice, pretend you can barely speak and it hurts you. To create the appearance of this, speak in a tense whisper, slightly louder than your normal whisper. Don't forget to add some wheeze! 
5 On the day you decide to pretend, take a note to school that says you've lost your voice. If you've done the previous steps in school, everyone should believe you.Use a pen and paper to jot down whatever you have to say. And it’s better not to talk at all at school so that someone doesn’t hear you. If you stay at home, do not forget that you have lost your voice, so only talk if you are alone at home, and not too loudly if you have neighbors who can tell your parents about you! At home, you can use the same communication method. 
6 Recovering is as important as faking: if you suddenly recover, you may be bitten. So repeat the steps in reverse order. Let your voice grow louder and less hoarse until it returns to normal. 
7 Finally, don't forget to enjoy the silence for a couple of days!!!
Tips
- Don't fake it for too long or dramatize, or you may be taken to a doctor who will expose you right away. To prevent this from happening, repeat the screaming method from step 2 before visiting your doctor. This will make your throat look irritated.
Warnings
- Remove this page from your browser history so you won't get caught !!!
- Don't do this too often or you will be exposed!
- Be careful not to damage your vocal cords in step 2!
