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• Method 1 of 7: Surprise!
• Method 2 of 7: While he's sleeping ...
• Method 3 of 7: Old-fashioned but reliable jokes
• Method 4 of 7: Bathroom jokes
• Method 5 of 7: Food jokes
• Method 6 of 7: Electronic jokes
• Method 7 of 7: More jokes

Ah, the sweet taste of revenge! Tired of your brother outsmarting you, always outdoing you, and making fun of you? Now is the time to turn the tables and let your brother scream, thrash or be baffled with your cool pranks!

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Method 1 of 7: Surprise!

1. Plan a surprise attack from the closet. This is an absolutely brilliant plan. First you have to choose a time when your brother is not expecting you at home and no one else is home. Then hide in a closet far from him, maybe in your own. Then silently call home from your mobile. When your brother answers the phone, tell him to go to your closet (or whatever closet you're in) to check something for you. When he opens the cupboard, jump out and say "boo!". He will never expect to see you there and will be shocked! You can still use this against him years later.
2. Pull the doorbell and hide in a box in front of the front door. The first sentence says it all. Find a large cardboard box that you can climb into that can close from above, put it in front of your front door, pull the doorbell, jump in the box and close it quickly. When your brother opens the door and walks to the box, you jump out! This is guaranteed to make him scream. It works best if you pull the doorbell when your brother is not too close to the door or he may open too quickly and see you climb into the box.
   • If you can't find a large cardboard box at home, your local supermarket will have one. Just ask one of the employees - supermarkets often give away their extra boxes.
3. Give him a good scare. Wait until he is so absorbed in his computer that he has no idea who else is in the room. If you can do this at night when it is dark in his room, it is even better. Put on a scary clown suit or a mask from the movies "Friday the 13th" and "Scream" and slowly creep up to him until you almost breathe into his neck. Then give a scraping, ghastly roar and watch him jump three feet in the air.
   • If you have another friend or brother / sister who is as quiet as a mouse, he or she can film anything that you can later blackmail him with.

Method 2 of 7: While he's sleeping ...

1. Have him spread whipped cream on his face while he sleeps. This is another classic. Wait until your brother is deeply asleep. This works best when he is lying on his back, with both arms outside the blanket. Then gently squirt some whipped cream into one of his palms. (If you really don't feel sorry, you can use shaving cream too!). Then use a feather or something small and light and tickle his face with it. He will stick out his hand with the whipped cream, suddenly getting everything on his face!
   • If you want this to always work, spray the whipped cream on both of his hands!

Method 3 of 7: Old-fashioned but reliable jokes

1. Place a bucket of water over the door. This is a good old man. Simply open the door halfway and place a bucket full of water above it between the wall and the top of the door. When your brother opens the door, he gets a nice surprise bath! This works best in the kitchen or any other part of the house where it doesn't matter if it gets wet. And hey, if you can do it elsewhere, that's even better!
2. Put some masking tape over all light buttons. Early in the morning, put some clear adhesive tape on the light buttons. Your brother is still nice and dull, and will wonder why none of the lights in the house work! When he sees you, tell him the electricity in the house has gone out. Wait until he finds out that you are lying. You can even tell him the water isn't working either and see if he steps in for that.
3. Give him a wedgie. Wait until your brother has his back to you, then sneak up to him quietly. Grab his underpants and pull him up as high as you can. This is guaranteed to get him screaming and floundering! If you're really into it, you can give him a super wedgie, pulling his underpants high enough that you can pull them over his head. This works best if your brother is a lot smaller than you!
4. Change the contents of its drawers. Enter his room and change the drawers if you can, or move the contents of one drawer to another until you've done all of his drawers. He will be completely confused, and this is a perfect and unexpected joke. Moreover, you can browse through his stuff nicely! If he asks if you've been in his room, pretend your nose is bleeding.
5. Put cotton in your brother's shoes. This one is especially nice if your brother is still growing. Just put a little bit of cotton in your brother's shoes. When he puts them on, he thinks something strange is going on, maybe he's grown out of his shoes. Maybe he'll walk into it all day long if he's not smart enough to think there's something weird! This is perfect with boots or sneakers.
6. Stick some paper on his butt. This is another quick and easy joke. Get a piece of paper that is the same color as the sofa or a chair, or whatever color it may be if your brother isn't so careful where he sits. When he gets up, he walks around with a piece of paper on his butt! This is a new version of the ever-effective "Kick Me" Note!
7. Do the "palms down" joke. This is a nice one. Show your brother that you are very good at balancing a glass of water on your hand with your palm down on the table. Bet he can't do that with both hands; he will probably take the challenge. Then have him place both hands on the table with palms down, and then place two full glasses of water on his hands. Then say "Doeg!" Or "Good luck!" And walk quietly out of the room. He's trapped - getting all the water on him before he can get free!

Method 4 of 7: Bathroom jokes

1. Put some clear nail polish on his soap. This is another classic. Take some clear nail polish and cover his soap with it. When it dries up, the soap stops working! Make sure there is no other soap in the shower and that he cannot use anything else when he is in the shower. When he comes out and says the soap is not working, look amazed.You can even secretly replace the soap with a clean soap so that it works fine when he tries to reveal what was there.
2. Put some food coloring on a bar of soap. Put some yellow or brightly colored food coloring on the bottom of a bar of soap. When your brother goes into the bathroom, he'll wash his hands and wonder why they only get dirtier! If he comes out with obviously dirty hands, you can laugh at him for not washing his hands properly! Just be sure to let everyone else know about the joke so your unsuspecting mother or grandparent doesn't come out of the bathroom with yellow hands.
3. Put some red food coloring on his toothbrush. One drop of red food coloring on the bottom of your brother's toothbrush is completely unnoticeable. He will brush his teeth with it and look in the mirror in horror, thinking he has the most sensitive gums in the world. He will look like a vampire and he may suspect you did something! This works best in the morning when he is in a hurry and no time for your jokes!

Method 5 of 7: Food jokes

1. Disguise a sponge as a piece of cake. Take a sponge and cover it with a layer of frosting, chocolate, sprinkles or anything else your brother likes. Place it somewhere inconspicuous in the kitchen, such as on the microwave or refrigerator, that will make it look like your cake and you don't want anyone to touch it. Because if you give it to him, he probably won't eat him. Then sit back, relax, and wait for him to scream in surprise when he bites into a normal kitchen sponge.
2. Pretend to eat a fly. This is another fun one. Squeeze a raisin into a napkin, then tell your brother you caught a fly. After that, look out of your eyes with a manic look and start laughing like you are crazy. Take the fly out of the napkin and eat it, munching with pleasure as if you ate it all. Then shrug and walk away as if nothing strange had happened. Don't tell him what you really did - he'll never find out.
3. Serve him tasty "toothpaste Oreos". This is another culinary level joke. If your brother really likes Oreos, all you have to do is take an Oreo apart carefully, fill the inside with white toothpaste, then stick it back together. You can even do this with a handful of Oreos if you don't know which one to take. Wait for your brother to take a bite of his favorite treat and then be disgusted in confusion.
4. Have him drink milk with vinegar. Wait for your brother to pour himself a glass of milk. If he drinks some of it and leaves the rest unattended for a while, quickly run over to it, pour in a little bit of vinegar and mix well. Wait until he returns and takes a dirty sip from his glass, confused. Have a bucket ready as it may throw up. Make sure the glass is not left unattended for too long or an unsuspecting family member might take a sip of the acidic liquid!
5. Make salt and pepper drinks. Have a drink that your brother is drinking (something other than water). Add salt and pepper - the more salt and pepper, the better. Bah!

Method 6 of 7: Electronic jokes

1. "Break" his remote. If he loves zapping as much as the average brother, then this is a perfect joke for him. Just take a small piece of clear tape and cover the light on the remote just enough to stop it working. He'll be completely amazed when he wants to watch his favorite show, and may even put in new batteries before he finds out about your joke (if he finds out at all). This works best when you put on his favorite TV show.
2. Put gelatin on his video game controller. Put enough gelatin in a large container that fits the game controller. Cover the game controller completely with cling film, then place it in an airtight bag to be sure and seal it tightly. When the gelatin layer is hard, place the controller on it and cover it with a layer of liquid gelatin. Let it harden. Take out the gelatin. Replace the controller and watch your brother panic.
3. Change his desktop picture. If he ever manages to get away from his computer for five minutes, replace his desktop photo with something completely retarded as soon as possible. Choose "My Little Ponies," "Teletubbies," or photos of the cutest cats you've ever seen. This works best if he has a laptop that he later uses in public so that he can amaze a room full of people with a desktop filled with flowers and puppies.

Method 7 of 7: More jokes

1. Create a fake love letter signed by a girl from your class who has the same name as a girl from his class and put it in his school bag. He will find the love letter and confront the girl or tell his friends! Sooner or later he will tell you. Say you have a girl with the exact same name in your class and like a boy with his name! He'll be so ashamed that the girl said she didn't, but he told his friends anyway!
2. If this isn't enough for you, wikiHow has some more great ideas for fooling your brother in style:
   • Do the joke with the coin
   • Fill your house with booby traps
   • Do the joke with the alarm clock
   • Do another joke with a toothbrush
   • Do the joke with the cling film between the door frame
   • Do the joke with the ice cream.