How to look like a pimp

Author: Marcus Baldwin
Date Of Creation: 13 June 2021
Update Date: 11 May 2024
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A pimp is a male manager who watches over, protects and advertises prostitutes. A pimp can wear anything and remain a pimp, but originally American pimps became famous for their flashy, luxurious clothing. The image of a pimp includes both appearance and appropriate clothing, as well as business acumen and, let's say, behavior. If you want to look like a pimp, read on for tips and tricks.

Steps

  1. 1 Be extravagant. Pimps can dress extravagantly for two reasons: they must advertise their services unobtrusively, and they can also demonstrate their well-being in this way. Being extravagant like a pimp includes the following:
    • Wear cute things. Pimps really love cute things. This means that if they can afford it, they buy it. If they can not afford a watch from Hermès or a belt from Louis Viotton, rest assured they will buy something that at least looks like expensive and high quality.
    • Prefer exotic, exuberant fabrics. The task of a pimp is to provide a person with convenience and comfort, albeit indirectly. If possible, go for really soft fabrics like cashmere, silk, satin, fur, rayon, and so on.
    • Choose fun colors whenever possible, but make sure the colors match. Contrasts of different colors are not what pimps actually do. The pimp will not hesitate to wear a poisonous green thing only if the rest of his outfit is also poisonous green. Take note.
    • When in doubt, choose flashy clothing. Be the one who makes people turn around when walking down the street; someone who attracts attention and authority simply by their way of dressing. If it means wearing a purple scarf, not a step back.
  2. 2 Pick up a suit. A good suit can be very expensive, so find one that is distinctive, outstanding. A cute costume - or a few cute costumes - are the cornerstone of the pimp repertoire. Pimps always (always!) Wear jackets, even if it's hot outside, and even if they are indoors, because this complements their image and makes them more recognizable.
    • When choosing a suit, do not forget to choose the one that matches the color and material. The gray wool suit is pretty, but not very pimp-like. A purple or white silk double-breasted blazer is what you need.
    • Animal prints can work great. The tiger or leopard print reminds anyone who has forgotten that you are taking every opportunity to look stylish.
  3. 3 Don't forget your vest. Be sure to choose a matching or different vest. The vest will distinguish you from an ordinary businessman and will give you the opportunity to show everyone who you are. Find a vest, white or black to add contrast to your suit.
  4. 4 Think of a raincoat or coat. A fluffy fur coat will nicely complement your outfit on a cold day, as well as a shiny raincoat on a warm one. Whether it is practical or not is irrelevant. Looking authoritative and different from others is what matters.
  5. 5 Pay attention to your shoes. Shoes are an opportunity to complement the image. Shoes should be clean, blend in with the rest of the garment, and appropriate for the situation. Pimps care too much about their image to ignore shoes. Clean and polish your shoes to keep them looking flawless (at least) or new (best!).
    • Alligator leather is a popular choice for business footwear. Alligator skin is expensive, unusual and symbolizes power and power.
    • For more business-like shoes, choose loafers or oxfords; it is great if they are embroidered or in some way different from the rest.If you can afford a pair of unique shoes for $ 300, you will be out of the competition.
    • Less formal shoes are also acceptable, but they should also go with the rest of the outfit. No need to wear sneakers under your Armani suit, this will ruin everything.
  6. 6 Get all the accessories you can. A pimp should have a whole bunch of accessories, but all of them are stylish and practical. Get the following items for your pimp wardrobe:
    • Sunglasses... Dark glasses are almost an integral part. Like your shoes, glasses should always look good and be of the highest quality. You wear glasses because they make you invisible.
    • Cane... A cane, or "pimp's cane," is another sign of your wealth and power. Remember, the cane is not for lameness; the cane is for style.
  7. 7 Flaunt your jewelry. A pimp without jewelry will almost certainly not make the right impression. Jewelry is your way of telling the world that you are its king. The required jewelry includes:
    • Clock. Your watch should be flashy and bejeweled. Of course, they show the time, but what is more important is that they show everyone around who is who.
    • A chain or two, or better, three. Wrap a gold or silver chain around your neck.
    • Rings. The ring, probably worn on the little finger, may or may not say anything about you. Your ring is big, shiny, and it's for making money.
  8. 8 Be extremely well groomed. Pimps know firsthand what a manicure, pedicure, massage and hot baths and hairdressing salons are. All of this because pimps rely on looks and reputation, and they know what kind of business they are in.
    • Many pimps prefer facial hair. A goatee or mustache is especially popular, but not required. Any well-groomed and tidy option will make the right impression.
  9. 9 Special Friday rule (optional). You don't have to wear a suit every day to look like a pimp. In fact, many pimps like to dress up on Fridays. If you're in the mood, wear designer jeans, a button-down collar shirt, and a Kangol cap if you're allowed to change on Fridays. Just remember, dressing "normally" does not mean dressing "casually." In the pimp business, appearance is of great importance.
  10. 10 Come up with something in your repertoire that will be exclusively yours. Every pimp has a different style. Many pimps push the boundaries of the game, forcing the rest of the pimps to reconsider what is allowed and what is not. Don't be afraid to dare and wear something that sets you apart from all other pimps.

Tips

  • There should always be about 10 cuties around you with nice names.
  • Don't wear white sports socks under your pimp clothes.
  • Always put enough lotion on your skin, no one wants a weathered pimp.
  • Get out a cute walking stick, cloak, and, if you're playing big, a feather hat.
  • No shoes with buckles.
  • You should always have pimp music in your car like Snoop, Luda, Tupac.
  • Don't be afraid to fork out for money, pimps have plenty of money, so find a well-paying job.
  • Make sure you have a clean car with two things in mind. The first is sanitary: no garbage, empty cans of soda, beer, and so on. Second: it must be a real pimp's car. Something like Lincoln “Town Car” or Ford “Crown Victoria”.

Warnings

  • Always understand when your pimping is at stake. If so, quickly change positions.
  • Do not dress in cheap shops, supermarkets, TSUMs and second-hand shops.
  • Please forget the dictionary definition of "pimp" - "A man who lures clients to prostitutes."